THINGS FOUND IN THE JUNK DRAWER
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One key that confidently belongs to nothing.
A battery-testing battery, status unknown.
Three elastic bands and the ghost of a fourth.
A receipt for a sandwich nobody remembers.
One excellent screw, waiting for its moment.
An instruction booklet for something already donated.
A tiny screwdriver with an inflated sense of importance.
A button from the coat that “might turn up”.
Two birthday candles: 4 and 7. Their next assignment is undecided.
A cable that fits exactly one extinct device.
A café loyalty card with one stamp left to collect.
A marble, possibly managerial.

Inventory rule: the drawer closes only when you stop arranging it logically.

— BeaKindOfOrganized